Inside GM's Inboxes

From: sjobs@apple.com
To: Billy Beane

I think I need to call in that favor...

To: PrInCeOfIcE@yahoo.com
From: Chuck Armstrong

Sure young man. My attachment contains the information you need.

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From: PrInCeOfIcE@yahoo.com
To: Chuck Armstrong

Hello sir/madam,
My name is Enrique Cruz III, I am a political prisoner in Nigeria. I have a fortune of nearly three million in my name and bank account. I need to transfer the money to prevent it being claimed by my government. Please reply with your bank account information in order for the transaction to be completed!

 

From: mrmarshall@gmail.com

To: Brian Sabean

Hello sir I am...

Wait, do the Giants even know what email is?