From: sjobs@apple.com
To: Billy BeaneI think I need to call in that favor...
To: PrInCeOfIcE@yahoo.com
From: Chuck ArmstrongSure young man. My attachment contains the information you need.
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From: PrInCeOfIcE@yahoo.com
To: Chuck ArmstrongHello sir/madam,
My name is Enrique Cruz III, I am a political prisoner in Nigeria. I have a fortune of nearly three million in my name and bank account. I need to transfer the money to prevent it being claimed by my government. Please reply with your bank account information in order for the transaction to be completed!
From: mrmarshall@gmail.com
To: Brian Sabean
Hello sir I am...
Wait, do the Giants even know what email is?