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BoaB: Post-Moneyballism Haiku'd Standings - 6/2/11

AI thought about copying the awesome format stvfres used for the Wells' Bells league, but I figured I'd just be saying the same things only for different team configurations. So here's just a quick rundown of the essentials, similar to the Garfoosian Logic league update, but with a fraction of the writing effort.

Manager

Total fWAR

Hitter fWAR

Pitcher fWAR

Tommy Bennett

25.9

14.9

11

epatl

23.4

17.2

6.2

Paul Crewe

23.3

16.4

6.9

EamusCatuli06

23

12.2

10.8

mcboyt

21.5

15.3

6.2

Bobby Flashpants

20.9

15.3

5.6

Varroa Destructor

18.9

11

7.9

CajoleJuice

18.8

11.2

7.6

Barold

18.3

6.7

11.6

todmod

18

11.3

6.7

John Lopiano

16.7

10

6.7

dmm3366@hotmail.com

16.4

10.3

6.1

I wish I knew how to spruce that chart up a bit within SB Nation. Feel free to double-check my work.

And now, an attempt at twelve haikus to sum up the teams. Keep in mind that I do not claim to be a Carson Cistulli.

Tommy Bennett

A solid lineup
Haren, Hudson: pitching beasts
Pujols sucks, yet first

epatl

Poor Buster Posey
King Felix the lone pitcher
Wait, what, Doug Fister?

Paul Crewe

What a sick outfield
Pineda is the staff ace
Dan Uggla blows chunks

EamusCatuli06

Jered Weaver, good
Edwin Encarnacion
Badness takes two lines

mcboyt

Zobrist and Rasmus
Manny's gone forever now
No mexicutions

Bobby Flashpants

Bombtista the man
McCann, Avila -- backstops
Kendrys a black hole

Varroa Destructor

Big Time Timmy Jim
Chris Ianetta surprise
Ian Stewart not

CajoleJuice

Granderson home runs
Needs a healthy Sandoval
Waiting for prospects

Barold

Roy "Cy" Halladay
Alexei, Clayton: the help
Solid relievers

todmod

Hendrick, Joyce: breakouts
Zimmerman's injury woes
Barton's UZR

John Lopiano

Gaby Sanchez, wow
Jonny Venters, RP wow
Reyes, Braun: that's it

dmm3366@hotmail.com

Bringing up the rear
Pedro Alvarez what the
At least Bruce is great

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