AI thought about copying the awesome format stvfres used for the Wells' Bells league, but I figured I'd just be saying the same things only for different team configurations. So here's just a quick rundown of the essentials, similar to the Garfoosian Logic league update, but with a fraction of the writing effort.
|
Manager |
Total fWAR |
Hitter fWAR |
Pitcher fWAR |
|
Tommy Bennett |
25.9 |
14.9 |
11 |
|
epatl |
23.4 |
17.2 |
6.2 |
|
Paul Crewe |
23.3 |
16.4 |
6.9 |
|
EamusCatuli06 |
23 |
12.2 |
10.8 |
|
mcboyt |
21.5 |
15.3 |
6.2 |
|
Bobby Flashpants |
20.9 |
15.3 |
5.6 |
|
Varroa Destructor |
18.9 |
11 |
7.9 |
|
CajoleJuice |
18.8 |
11.2 |
7.6 |
|
Barold |
18.3 |
6.7 |
11.6 |
|
todmod |
18 |
11.3 |
6.7 |
|
John Lopiano |
16.7 |
10 |
6.7 |
|
dmm3366@hotmail.com |
16.4 |
10.3 |
6.1 |
I wish I knew how to spruce that chart up a bit within SB Nation. Feel free to double-check my work.
And now, an attempt at twelve haikus to sum up the teams. Keep in mind that I do not claim to be a Carson Cistulli.
Tommy Bennett
A solid lineup
Haren, Hudson: pitching beasts
Pujols sucks, yet first
epatl
Poor Buster Posey
King Felix the lone pitcher
Wait, what, Doug Fister?
Paul Crewe
What a sick outfield
Pineda is the staff ace
Dan Uggla blows chunks
EamusCatuli06
Jered Weaver, good
Edwin Encarnacion
Badness takes two lines
mcboyt
Zobrist and Rasmus
Manny's gone forever now
No mexicutions
Bobby Flashpants
Bombtista the man
McCann, Avila -- backstops
Kendrys a black hole
Varroa Destructor
Big Time Timmy Jim
Chris Ianetta surprise
Ian Stewart not
CajoleJuice
Granderson home runs
Needs a healthy Sandoval
Waiting for prospects
Barold
Roy "Cy" Halladay
Alexei, Clayton: the help
Solid relievers
todmod
Hendrick, Joyce: breakouts
Zimmerman's injury woes
Barton's UZR
John Lopiano
Gaby Sanchez, wow
Jonny Venters, RP wow
Reyes, Braun: that's it
dmm3366@hotmail.com
Bringing up the rear
Pedro Alvarez what the
At least Bruce is great
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