If They Fought, Elijah Dukes vs Carlos Zambrano
by Jeff Zimmerman on Apr 23, 2010 9:27 AM EDT
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Kyle Farnsworth vs Ryan Howard
A.J. Pierzynski vs Peter Moylan
Jonny Gomes vs Cla "The Claw" Meridith
Elijah Dukes vs Carlos Zambrano
Prince Fielder vs Milton Bradley
Jon Rauch vs Chan Ho Park
Adam Dunn vs Nyler Morgan
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You dead dawg
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 23, 2010 9:42 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
It was based off the number of rec's when I took submissions
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by Jeff Zimmerman on Apr 23, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Zambrano's gotta be extra pissed right now. That's my rationale for going with him.
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You don't think that Dukes was pissed about getting released?
When he was the projected starter coming into Spring Training? At this Zambrano is filthy rich.
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by Satchel Price on Apr 23, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
I guess to me it depends what they are fighting over....
On most areas I would give it to the man with the better career fighting record, but if they where fighting over say a Twinkie, Big Z might ramp it up a notch…
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
I cannot believe the Dukes voters
He strikes me as a classic all-talk motherfucker. Don’t get me wrong, he could kick my ass, but I weight 150. Zambrano has a few pounds on Dukes, and strikes me as way, way more insane. Dukes is just a lackwit who has listened to one too many bad gangsta songs. Zambrano seems like the kind of guy who would cut off your and your family’s heads and bring them in a sack into a bar, then roll them across the sawdust for everyone to admire.
I could be wrong here, but note: I have lived in or near “bad” neighborhoods for the last two decades and I have not been beat up, assaulted, or anything near the same. That is mostly luck, yes, but I think I do have sense with whom not to mess on the Muni.
How is this even close?
Z is bigger and taller. did you see what he did to that water cooler? no-brainer
"Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax"
-Mike Royko
Dukes has a big enough army of children
and baby mommas to take out all of Venezuela including Big Z. Though 1-1 it’s probably Zambrano in any contest except sperm count.
by CubFanRaysaddict on Apr 24, 2010 12:58 PM EDT reply actions
I bet Dukes would fight really dirty.
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Dukes is more dense, is faster and has explosive power.
He is also shorter which gives him an advantage in a 1-on-1 IMO. Just because Zambrano is a bigger target and beat up a Gatorade cooler doesn’t mean he knows how to fight. Look at Derrek Lee, dude fought like a pansy and he’s a giant. I also would bet that Dukes knows how to fight better because of his background. I don’t see anyone wanting to fight Zambano because of his size.
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by Daniel Berlyn on Apr 25, 2010 1:05 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
lol
best bracket so far.
I guess I go with the gun touting one, though dunno maybe big Z have a pretty good collection too.
Too many innings on Big Z's arm
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