You don't have to be very intelligent to notice that Jose Canseco is begging for a job. Look at his Twitter account. Some of the tweets are absolutely hilarious. If I had to guess, I would say he was tweeting while incredibly drunk because most of them don't make any sense. My favorites: - Plea #1 - TMI? - Uhhh...very confused... - Could he really be that poor? - Yes, yes he could be There are so many more gems on there if you peruse the page. Enjoy.