Over at Royals Review, we were trying to list some of reasons to like some of the "New Guys" about whom some of us have... doubts.

Anyway, I had heard that Mike Jacobs was a nice guy, but then someone asked me to quantify it. Well, Will Carroll swore me to secrecy on the super-duper awesome "niceness" metric that the Marlins front office let him in on, but I did manage to graph it in relation to his other skills, as pictured above.

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