The longest disquisition of athlete handedness I have ever read. The previous comment is intended as a compliment. Curtis Granderson, take heart!
The ink-stained wretch is headed to the MLB Network. Not much to add here except that a young Tommy may have read for Peter Gammons' byline before any other.
Tango points us to Sean Smith, who is reverse engineering the implied $/WAR of each free agent signing this offseason.