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Blogger Hints 101 - "Headlines to Get Your Baseball Blog Noticed and Increase Traffic"

The following is a list of topics that get people's attention and blood boiling like Jerod Morris did with his piece on steroid speculation and Raul Ibanez. Nothing will bring recognition to your blog than a story that captures people's interest.  No need to worry about the validity of it.  By the time someone finds out, your monthly traffic will have doubled to 20 people.

These topics are not in any way set in stone.  Feel free to change names and teams to go after the headliners of the day.  Remember everyone can write about the greatness Albert Pujols or Joe Mauer, it takes a real blogger to prove that Jeremy Affeldt was robbed of the MVP this last year.


Attention Making Headlines

  • Three Red Sox Players in Love Triangle: Look at Next Trade for the Odd Man Out
  • Damon goes from 12 to 17 to 24 HRs: Gotta be Steroids
  • Steven Stratsburg: Put Him in the HOF Right Now

Star-divide

  • Odds are only 20 to 1 that Griffey will not be injured this Year
  • Half of Royals Team Fight Over Who is the Worst Baseball Player
  • Yankees Sold to Bill Bidwell
  • Vivid looking to Sponsor 2011 All Star Game
  • Red Sox Contemplating move to Paris
  • Dayton Moore makes 3 Logical Moves in a Row
  • Nolan Ryan to Un-retire to Help Texas with Playoff Push
  • 20 Smelliest Players in the League
  • Puhlos to be traded for Fuckudome and Zambrano
  • Linecum Steroid User Since Age 12
  • Randy Johnson Porn Tape Revealed
  • Bloomquist or Ekstein: Who Should be Greatest Player of the Decade
  • Milton Bradley Robbed of Roberto Clemente Award
  • Roy Halladay Traded
  • Mike Jacobs Contemplating Move to Short Stop
  • Wins and RBI's: The Corner Stone of any Real Statistical Analysis
  • Red Sox Looking to Sign Major League Shortstop
  • Arod Claims to Have No Centaur Painting - "They are Satyrs Stupid"
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    That picture of Cholly is great

    And I’m terrified at the idea of a Randy Johnson sex tape.

    by Tommy Bennett on Dec 5, 2009 8:55 AM EST reply actions  

    Why do you think they call him the Big Unit?

    Because he is tall?

    Jeff Zimmerman - Protecting the world from RBI's and Wins from my mom's guest house.

    by Jeff Zimmerman on Dec 5, 2009 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

    If I were writing a headline with Strasburg in it

    I might spell his first name properly ;)

    http://twinkietalk.com
    http://thecollegehockeyblog.com

    by fetch9 on Dec 5, 2009 7:26 PM EST reply actions  

    this is my favorite
    1. Puhlos to be traded for Fuckudome and Zambrano

    by vivaelpujols on Dec 5, 2009 10:14 PM EST reply actions  

    lol at most of these

    my favorite:

    Red Sox Looking to Sign Major League Shortstop

    Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

    by prophetjohn on Dec 6, 2009 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

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