Forbes.com recently unveiled its 2009 version of "America's Safest Cities" based on statistical measurements of violent crime, traffic deaths, deaths in the workplace, and distance from natural disasters in the forty largest metropolitan areas in the United States.
They might have considered "sports fan quality" in an effort to save time, but if "violent crime, traffic deaths, deaths in the workplace, and distance from natural disasters" doesn't conjure up the 2004-2009 Kansas City Royals / Kansas City Chiefs for you, you probably live in Florida and hate sports.
Me? I'm starting to get a leeeeetle jealous of Boston. We all know about the "Decade of Boston," (thanks Simmons), but now they're one of the top 5 safest places of all major metropolitan areas in the country? What's next?
What would make you even more jealous of Boston?
Getting the Summer Olympics (and nobody protests). (14 votes)
Getting Albert Pujols and Zack Greinke for a couple AAA guys. (152 votes)
Tom Brady invents time-traveling DeLorean, goes back in time and convinces Brees to play tennis, wins another 3 Super Bowls. (9 votes)
Large Hadron Collider is shamed into shutting down after Kevin Garnett realizes that yes, anything is possible, and creates black hole while shooting free throws. (21 votes)
196 total votes