Gotta Eat
Eddie Guardado: Coach, you wanted to see me?
Ron Washington: Eddie, we've had a pretty good run this season, and without you I don't think we make it quite this far, but...
Eddie Guardado: But?
Ron Washington: You've been traded to Minnesota kid, you're back in the playoff race.
Eddie Guardado: Wow, I don't know what to say. I'm happy, I like Minnesota, but I have so many friends here...do you know what they dealt me for?
Ron Washington: Hamburger.
Eddie Guardado: ...
Ron Washington: What?
Eddie Guardado: What did they deal me for?
Ron Washington: I told you, Hamburger.
Eddie Guardado:
Eddie Guardado: I thought you were above this kind of potshot man, I respected you, but you cut deep man.
Ron Washington: No, no Eddie, Mark Hamburger.
Eddie Guardado: Like "Mark's hamburger" right? Ha-ha! Real funny guy.
Ron Washington: He's a minor league pitcher, here, here's his Baseball-Reference page.
Eddie Guardado: Oh...so you weren't making a fat joke?
Ron Washington: Absolutely not.
Eddie Guardado: Is that really all they got for me?
Ron Washington: Yes. Well, and the Twins agreed to eat the rest of your small fry of a deal.
Eddie Guardado:
Ron Washington: That was a fat joke. I am sorry.
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Is it wrong that I imagined Ron Washington speaking like Morgan Freeman?
by R.J. Anderson on
Aug 25, 2008 8:00 PM EDT
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Funny I did the same thing.
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
by Sandy Kazmir on
Aug 26, 2008 12:16 PM EDT
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HAHAHAHAH! Dude you make me giggle.
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls, Riggans Your Thingans
BELIEVE in 08!
by SRQman on
Aug 25, 2008 8:07 PM EDT
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Finally, some good writing RJ! Keep up this stuff!
Don't question my choice of teams, or I will have to go all troll on you.
by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on
Aug 25, 2008 8:47 PM EDT
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