Let's say you're a fan of general relatively and Albert Einstein offered to answer any questions you might have, no matter how dumb. You'd take advantage, right?

Well, I assume you are all baseball fans and interested in sabermetrics. So go ask Tom Tango some questions, or just read what he's already answered about WAR, positional adjustments, UZR, replacement-level baselines, wOBA, wRAA, and other Fangraphs stats. Now! Go! Ask!